Retcon: The Last Diary of Jojo by Kelliestar, literature
Literature
Retcon: The Last Diary of Jojo
Retcon: The Last Diary of Jojo McDodd
Entry #0
It all started with one word.
"YOOOOOOOOPP!"
And suddenly I was a hero.
My name is Jojo McDodd, and I'm a fictional character.
. . . You're probably wondering how I know this. Or maybe not. I don't know what you think. Either way, I'll explain everything, since the chances of you knowing how I know I'm a fictional character are slim to none.
Back in 2008, I saved my town Whoville, which is on a speck, from being boiled alive in beezlenut oil. Almost immediately afterward, I was approached by strange and random girls from parts unknown. Many claimed to be my gi